You've finally found the ultimate guide on the art of prolonged staring. Yes, it's a real thing! It's a skill that'll make you the envy of your coworkers, friends, and family. They'll all be asking themselves, "How do you do it?" And you'll be like, "Uh, I just stare a lot."
Step 1: Clear your schedule for the next 4 hours. You won't be needing that meeting/project/commitment, will you?
Step 2: Find a comfortable spot. A park bench, a couch, or a bean bag chair will do.
Step 3: Stare.
Optional: Add a dash of existential dread for an extra layer of authenticity.
Staring at a wall: Perfect for those who want to get the most out of their stare.
Staring at a blank wall with a hint of self-doubt: Adds a layer of depth and complexity.
Staring at a wall while contemplating the meaninglessness of existence: The ultimate meta-stare.
Want more? Check out our Advanced Staring Techniques page for more expert-level tips.
Only for the most committed of practitioners: 24 hour stares, stare-fasts, and stare-a-thons.
Join our community of fellow staring enthusiasts at The Staring Society to share your experiences and connect with like-minded individuals.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take on the Staring Challenges and push your skills to the limit!